The latest and shittiest version of Micro$oft Windoze to date (yes even shittier than Vistuh). It is most likely used by offices that are too dumb to install any flavor of Linux on their CPUs or are too cheap to buy even a Mac Mini. It is most likely a memory hog/GPU hog and will slow down even the fastest CPUs.
Wow I got my new Dell for the office it should run even faster with Windoze Sevun. (5 mins later) Hello, I'm calling because my computer is showing the blue screen of death.
by Windoze Basher April 27, 2010
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When we use Windows XP it's always Windows XP Professional.
WINDOWS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER heARD!
I've got some funny Windows versions, eg Windows Memphis, Windows Whistler.
When we use Windows XP it's always Windows XP Professional.
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by Zammis "zammis" Clark June 14, 2004
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When you are fucking a girl from behind out a window and you pull out and your buddy jumps in and starts fuckin' your girl while you go and jump around outside underthe window so she can see you.
by Callaway June 22, 2004
Get the window fuck mug.whilst having sex with ones girlfriend, wife, or boyfriend i suppose, the screen in a window is removed, and the receiver is hung out the window. the giver then repeatedly slams the window frame down on the penis, resulting in pain and satisfaction at the same time.
Dude 1: hey man, i totally windowpained with megan last night!
Dude 2: wicked! how was it?
Dude 1: o it hurt so good!
Dude 2: wicked! how was it?
Dude 1: o it hurt so good!
by oldskoolkid February 21, 2009
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#include
#include
char make_prog_look_big1600000;
main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
printf(\"Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \\
or just call it Chicargo)\\n\");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open(\"a:\\swp0001.swp\", O_CREATE);
while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}
#include
#include
char make_prog_look_big1600000;
main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
printf(\"Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \\
or just call it Chicargo)\\n\");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open(\"a:\\swp0001.swp\", O_CREATE);
while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}
by Ico dryjkata April 7, 2005
Get the winboz mug.In eg. Quake 3 Arena a person who joins the other team even though their score is much higher and are likely to win is called a winjoiner. A winjoiner is not very well seen by other players.
by Micke September 14, 2006
Get the winjoiner mug.A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.
Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."
Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."
Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."
by chicago_citizen May 25, 2011
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