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A Randy West Dilemma

When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
by RobJeremy December 21, 2020
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West Middle School

Middle school in Maryland,

One of the english teachers talks about her ex husband and one of the music teachers seems like he's high during class.

7/10
"Dude! Don't you go to West Middle School?!"

"*Que intense stare*"
by sirendoesomestuf December 6, 2021
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West Menlo Park

An unincorporated town in between Menlo Park and Atherton. The main street it touches is Alameda De Las Plugas. There is an elementary school, a few restaraunts, and other buildings with services. It used to be a neighborhood for the working class that worked for the people of Atherton, however nowadays its very expensive like most of silicon valley. Also called West Menlo
"You tryna go to plantation deli in West Menlo Park?"

"They closed down years ago goofy"

"fr? theres nothing to do in West Menlo Park lets just go to Palo Alto or Sharon hills park"
by alarm-clock January 11, 2023
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west coast hookup

Jiji: I hooked up with her.
Molly: was it a hook-up or a west coast hookup?
Jiji: West coast, and I love how you used that phrase
by Molly jiji May 28, 2017
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near west side

An up and coming neighborhood in Chicago that is home to the annual fathers day party at touhy-herbert park. Lots of really cool dudes and dudettes live there.
Were you on the near west side this weekend? I saw your snaps and it looked like it was offdachain!
by Cleendawg September 1, 2017
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West Virginia paver

Did you see the ass on that guy! He must be a West Virginia paver!
by Galon August 17, 2018
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West Auckland mafia

West Auckland mafia
It’s a group of lasses born and bred in West Auckland. In this group the lasses do a lot of things you shouldn’t be doing ( also there is a lad but he has swung the right way ). Each person is different. One of them is loved up, she’s a big of a bugger and when she’s single she gets her self about also she is a bit of a cheat. There’s a girl who’s loves the big chilz with her G but she also loves it up her. There’s a few alchos. One that’s on 40 fags a day she’s known as slip n slide. There’s the innocent one who loves the drink and has never had a boyfriend. One of them just cry’s over that one boy and drinks her sorrows away! Or and you can’t forget the nun of the group ( she’s actually far from a nun) her vagina is like an airport and legs are like McDonald’s open 24/7.

So basically this mad butch own west when they go drinking up the furs on weekends or we can’t forgot the bridge that is the one. During the week they tend to go up the top house for a few games of pool and there’s that one girl who loves a game of darts! They are a bad bunch. You wouldn’t want to mess with them or you will be knocked clean out and they will use there signature more the kurb stomp.
by Chocolate biscuits are me fave December 8, 2019
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