It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

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first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

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Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

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woman

all men are women

"you woman"
"i am a man"
"same thing"

by bebep[apko March 7, 2023

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(Rusn)woman

The best woman out the I wish I was as woman like

I love (rusn)woman

by Rusnwoman March 18, 2022

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lavender woman

Slang term for a hussy, a dirty, nasty, bad girl. Heard in the the 1930 movie " Loose Ankles". A young lady has a young man hiding in her closet and is caught by her uncle and aunts.

I saw Olivia with that Marsh boy again! She is a lavender woman. No one will ever marry her.

by Myrree1 December 11, 2019

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