Oil turd

Someone who thinks they deserve more than their worth

Jimmy is an oil turd

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.

“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”

by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021

Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

by E hates Q September 12, 2021

A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021

Wordness to the Turdness

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

by Pubeypie August 30, 2021

Turd Black

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.

Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.

by blackshitz October 3, 2012

Turd holster

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.

Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.

by The mad fapper September 3, 2013