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Thomas Godman 

An anorexic creature who lives in the dark depths of the Minecraft Nether Realm. Extremely deadly, to summon a Godman, you must first use 3 bone blocks and 1 fish named Gary. He is the "gay"ton's worst enemy and is known for his lack of brains, and anorexic skinny penis.
I finally summoned that Thomas Godman boss! What a skinny cunt!
Thomas Godman by The elites June 17, 2019

Thomas Ash

Thomas hates dogs, Thomas is loud and often deaf.. Thomas thinks he knows everything..

Thomas likes lamposts and has a large collection oranges and cannot sing..

Thomas loves his step dad who is amazing.
Thomas ash is also a Tank engine
Thomas Ash by Tovinator August 10, 2019

Thomas Jeffersoning 

When a white males fucks and black female.
I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.
Thomas Jeffersoning by Mhba August 12, 2019

Thomas Ludlow 

Sheep Shagger
Oi you know Thomas Ludlow

Person : Oh that Sheep Shagger!

Ye that one!
Thomas Ludlow by Hazzagriff August 15, 2019

Thomas Kwasney 

An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.
Man Thomas Kwasney is a unit
Thomas Kwasney by hex drink September 5, 2019

thomas coccaro

A guy who makes every ex you've ever had disapear. He is perfect in every way shape or form. This guy is naturally funny, and whenever your around him you cant keep a smile off your face. A guy that is named Thomas Coccaro always treats girls with respect.
Damn, Thomas Coccaro is an amazing guy
thomas coccaro by TheRandomOneVia September 8, 2019