Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
by dirtykurty September 7, 2010
Get the Fuck the Duckmug. 1) sarcastic reply towards a frustrating situation
2) sexual demand for harder or deeper penetration.
2) sexual demand for harder or deeper penetration.
1) Random dude: I should've stopped after the first cum so I wouldn't be stuck in this traffic jam. Fuck me.
2) Boyfriend:*quickly thrusts tip in and out* Me:"Stop being such a little bitch and just fuck me"
2) Boyfriend:*quickly thrusts tip in and out* Me:"Stop being such a little bitch and just fuck me"
by RollABowl December 24, 2014
Get the Fuck memug. Let me clarify things up a bit. A fat person is not always a fat fuck, but a fat fuck is always a fat person. Therefore, not every fat person is a fat fuck.
There's some major differences between a fat fuck and being fat. A fat person is just like any other regular person but fat. That is the category I fall in. I wear bigger clothes and can't run that fast, but besides that I am just like you.
A fat fuck is a not a person. A fat fuck is a sentient mass of blubber, odor and stretch marks. There are a few ways to distinguish between a fat person and a fat fuck. A fat fuck goes around with a horrible odor lingering because they are too lazy to shower every day. A fat fuck breathes with his mouth open everywhere like a sloth because breathing through his nose doesn't supply enough oxygen. A fat fuck goes around eating everyone's leftovers and pleas ignorant when asked where all the food went. A fat fuck chooses to ignore his girth and act like he's 150lbs by wearing clothes too small and getting in the way of everyone. A fat fuck will get all bitchy when someone calls him out of his fatness instead of accepting the fact he is fat. A fat fuck has grease stains and crumpled up McDonald's bags around his room because he is too lazy to clean. A fat fuck is a swine in human form.
So please, as a fat person, try and distinguish between the overweight ones and the fat fucks. Thank you.
There's some major differences between a fat fuck and being fat. A fat person is just like any other regular person but fat. That is the category I fall in. I wear bigger clothes and can't run that fast, but besides that I am just like you.
A fat fuck is a not a person. A fat fuck is a sentient mass of blubber, odor and stretch marks. There are a few ways to distinguish between a fat person and a fat fuck. A fat fuck goes around with a horrible odor lingering because they are too lazy to shower every day. A fat fuck breathes with his mouth open everywhere like a sloth because breathing through his nose doesn't supply enough oxygen. A fat fuck goes around eating everyone's leftovers and pleas ignorant when asked where all the food went. A fat fuck chooses to ignore his girth and act like he's 150lbs by wearing clothes too small and getting in the way of everyone. A fat fuck will get all bitchy when someone calls him out of his fatness instead of accepting the fact he is fat. A fat fuck has grease stains and crumpled up McDonald's bags around his room because he is too lazy to clean. A fat fuck is a swine in human form.
So please, as a fat person, try and distinguish between the overweight ones and the fat fucks. Thank you.
-The fat fuck in my dorm decided it was cute to eat all my leftovers in the fridge even though it was clearly labeled. The next day I keyed his car up.
Person 1. What the hell is that smell?
Person 2. It's Anthony, that fat fuck smells all the time because he doesn't act like he knows what a shower is.
Dear Fat Fucks of the world. TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER. I can smell you from a mile away. They make soap for a fucking reason.
Person 1. What the hell is that smell?
Person 2. It's Anthony, that fat fuck smells all the time because he doesn't act like he knows what a shower is.
Dear Fat Fucks of the world. TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER. I can smell you from a mile away. They make soap for a fucking reason.
by I love lesbians June 24, 2011
Get the fat fuckmug. Example.."when my brother Larry and I tied the knot Bambi, the hill fuck, wore purple stilettos with her ass slopping over the top of her not-so-skinny jeans.
by blossombaby December 23, 2013
Get the hill fuckmug. (v.) using up the dregs of your weed stash
i.e. smoking old, saved ash; burning through the cotton of an empty cart
i.e. smoking old, saved ash; burning through the cotton of an empty cart
by Emery.0 April 18, 2022
Get the Gunk-fuckingmug. When nope and fuck that shit just doesn't work. Mainly used when a situation so fucked up happens that you want to exit the scene so fast and do nothing but curse it's existence and generations before it.
" A bunch of robbers just burst into the bank a couple of minutes ago dude, and started yelling and shit! Luckily I was right next to the exit door, so I ran out like, fuck that action!"
"Fuck that action, fuck everything that came before that action, and most importantly fuck whatever birthed that action."
"Fuck that action, fuck everything that came before that action, and most importantly fuck whatever birthed that action."
by theseven September 6, 2014
Get the fuck that actionmug. by IABAjzh May 10, 2018
Get the fucking monikamug.