Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.

Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!

by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017

Jordan Junior

a Asian boy that likes chicken, and likes transformers.

"Wow, Jordan Junior sure likes chicken."

by sxwedcrfvtgbynhujminuhybgtvfrc June 12, 2017

jordan blink

The Jordan blink is the expression on ones face that does not compare to no other. It is a perfect combination of shock, puzzled and dumbfounded that can only be expressed through a cold stare with 3 blinks. If you get the Jordan blink you should know you are hopeless....

"Trojan has a silent T" *Jordan Blink*

by LAb July 1, 2017

jordan pevia

large foreheaded boy, with nigger hair

You got that Jordan Pevia head.

by bigtrumpet October 30, 2017

Jordan

A beautiful girl. She is very kind and sweet. She is funny too.

Man, that girl jordan is beautiful.

by HL2862 April 20, 2018

jordan king

Homophobic girl who judges everyone and hates gay people.

jordan king hates gay people. she’s ugly too.

by anon0008472947 November 16, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is a very intelligent girl that a man could ever have. She is a dark skin Caribbean girl with brown eyes. Jordan's usually have the best cat of all and the best sex. But just know don't ever make her mad u will regrets it honestly. Jordan's went are not any regular girls they have very much potential. They make you smile and there chest are big and soft. Jordan's have pretty teeth and nice big smiles one day people out there need to get a Jordan.

She's hot man yea that's a Jordan.

by Nsfhhd November 20, 2017