A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.
by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Liemug. Fricking sick dog Got an amazing sence of humour prr cool gets to much pussy all the time not to mention tall strong and fast asf.
Vagina slayer
Good in bed
And so cool
Cool guy
Wanna be him so much
Vagina slayer
Good in bed
And so cool
Cool guy
Wanna be him so much
Jordan being defined as a fricking sickdog .
by Cool guy that likes jordan November 27, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. 
by EYEGDYWGSTWUDVGSGSGSGWYDG September 3, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. This guy who loves boba and his favorite color is green. He is a very hard working guy and is very kind ig. They also typically watch anime and has a cat
by This user July 6, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. 