Texico Rat Tail

When three or more men, while having flaccid cocks, tie all of their penises together and rub each other's tips.

Me and the boys are bouta do a Texico Rat Tail after the party.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

A complete tagine

Someone who "Asks how to make couscous" so frequently that they are as useful in most scenarios as a North African stew of spiced meat and/or vegetables prepared by slow cooking in a shallow earthenware cooking dish with a tall, conical lid.

"yeah...I'm not a complete tagine"

by Spanner16 November 14, 2025

Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024