Twat knot

A person that does not return your calls, text messages etc. in a timely manner.

Q. Did she call you back?
A. No, she is such a Twat knot!

by Squish79 August 22, 2008

Twitter twat

A person that has zero followers @ twitter.

* Hey yo! How many followers do you have?
- None:S
* You're a twitter twat!

by carlthemonkey April 18, 2009

Twat Grenade

A Twat Grenade is when the twat comes so god-forsaken dry that it (if twat fibers streched)will release a flake-like explosion (Similar to an Fragmentation Grenade)

God!, Pull your pants up before your twat Grenade go-
*explosion*

by StoneColdM December 9, 2008

twat shot

The act of one girl slapping another girl's genitalia. The female version of the "cat slap."

"Ouch you fugly slut, why the F did you just twat shot me?!?"

"Cause whore, your wearing my shirt and i've been looking for it forever!"

"That really hurt skank"

"Love you bitch!"

by Dr. Definition1001 October 19, 2011

twat zit

a zit on a women's vagina. this is a hint that you should clean your vagina..

i have a twat zit and i think i need a douche.

by casieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 9, 2008

twat keeper

a bitch..usually a stupid hoe

Your a scandilous sloppy twat keeper

by misskiss December 6, 2004

left twat

non existant term Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with

what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.

Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat".

by tdatoz September 8, 2008