Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

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Cullen Time

Cullen time is defined as the moment during a basketball game when the worst player on your basketball team decides its his time to take over and score his first points of the season. It is at this moment 'said' player will proceed to brick no less than 10 shots before the coach finally subs him out purely to save him from the embarrassment.

- Oh shit its cullen time
-Ur pulling a cullen

by Hardennnnnnn April 29, 2021

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iPhone time

A period of time reserved for the making of a bowel movement, plus an indeterminate duration after that in the same location, while wrapping up the game, email or facebook checking you're engaged in.

I'll be back in ten minutes, I need some iPhone time.

by l0ner August 6, 2010

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Tony Time

The peak of your existence. The time of which you will always remember and be fond of.

Bambi: bro…. I think me and the wife had the best time of our lives last night.
Lemón: that’s crazy, I think there is a name for that.
Tony (in the shadows): …… it’s tony time…..

by Senor Alen June 29, 2021

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Sobaquito time

The action of putting your hands under someone else’s armpits with the objective of warming them up.

Example 1: *playing basketball* Grace: “My hands are freezing, I don’t have gloves. What do I do, mates?” David: “Sobaquito time!!!”

Example 2: *snowball fight* Kimestry: “I can’t feel my fingers. Does anyone have gloves?” Sam: “No, but...sobaquito time!!!”

by umpa98lumpa February 2, 2019

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