Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
Get the Don't Touch The Poopmug. When you’re about to get real intimate with someone, man or women, and you want to know if they have any STIs. You ask this question.
Oh baby that’s a pretty pussy, does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?
It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?
It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?
by Sprazzo December 15, 2024
Get the Does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?mug. The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble
by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025
Get the Turkey Touchmug. by cosmosnative November 26, 2021
Get the Touch-holemug. When something is very deep, usually in reference to snow. Or the depth equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.
by AKD527!! June 9, 2024
Get the Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indianmug. This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
Get the -touches femur bone-mug. by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023
Get the Satan's touchmug.