Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.

by Linduh October 24, 2003

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Raiders Fan Confetti

Batteries thrown by Raiders fans at the opposing teams fans.

Chiefs Fan 1 “Hey dude I just got hit in the head with a 9 volt battery,”
Chiefs fan 2 “I know man that Raiders fan confetti fucking hurts,”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

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Bi-Fan-Ual

When a couple is attending a sporting event and one has the T-shirt, Jersey and/or ball cap for the home team and the other has attire for the visiting team.

Joe and Nancy went to the Yankee-Mets ballgame. Joe was a hardcore Yankee fan and Nancy was a life-long Mets Fan. Unlike other fans (who fought all night) they got along. So I guess they're a Bi-Fan-Ual couple.

by Ahhhh Forgetaboutit! August 23, 2012

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angry birds fan

usually named bryan, claim that angry birds is good and download it off illegal virus giving websites, most angry birds fans with the name bryan used to simp for cookie run

Person 1: Oh yeah I remember that game! Angry Birds Fans might be around tho,
Bryan: COME HERE BABY MAMA
Person 1: Get away from me creep!
Bryan: I love ducks
Bryan: Starts fucking duck
Person 1: Yes

by lmaoimsusbaka April 28, 2022

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