A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
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by daddycocklet June 14, 2025
Get the Meat Smacker mug.A psychic stalker is basically a remote viewer or psychic spy that uses their psychic abilities to stalk you , they have the ability to see so vividly through your eyes that they could describe your exact surroundings,some also possess telepathic abilities,the ability to read anothers thoughts, psychic stalkers/psychic spies/remote viewers will sometimes use your Social Media account information to find out your exact location so they can move to your area to stalk you and interact with you physically while remotely viewing or spying on you and sometimes they will watch you behind closed doors and observe you for some time and will sometimes use personal information that they gathered through spying on you against you,this is why we must be careful in this time of Social Media because some people do possess these abilities and will use them for malicious purposes
Remote Viewing is a real thing(speaking from experience,)and intelligence agencies (CIA)have used it in field operations
sound like science fiction? research "Project Grill Flame"
Remote Viewing is a real thing(speaking from experience,)and intelligence agencies (CIA)have used it in field operations
sound like science fiction? research "Project Grill Flame"
"I was psychically stalked and remote viewed by both Septeena and Hastings Muchunga,fucking psychic stalkers"
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To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.
“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”
“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“
“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”
“Maybe he is just bored.”
“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“
“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”
“Maybe he is just bored.”
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Older women : OMG my sexy man has gone to jail what will ;ife be without him im left here with this curly wand with scabies on his chest oh man i am even tempted to try voldemorts son over there cursing the wall an picking on the innocent girl
Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .
Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .
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