camo sniffer

A gravy seal type who has never served in the military but loves to talk about guns and what he’s going to do if someone treads on him.

Todd is always yammering about storming the capital but he couldn’t lead a formation up to the Sizzler’ buffet, the camo sniffer.

by Crisco ain’t butter August 8, 2024

pimp sniffle

The manner in which a gangsta sheds tears, or weeps.

Concerned nigga from the block: "Hey Tyrone... I just wanted to check on you because I saw you crying at your homeboys funeral. Everything good, Dogg?"

Tyrone: "Nigga you trippin'. I wasn't crying. That was just a little pimp sniffle."

by Two.Wongs.dont.make.a.white August 20, 2024

Flannel-Sniffer

A vulgar individual who gets gratification from smelling body juices on used bath flannels.

Sally stood up in the bath and turbo flossed her under carriage sending suds into the air .She sat down to rinse off and placed the bath flannel on the side.Much to her shock her husband Pete ran off holding the garment close to his nostrils whilst loudly inhaling."Come back here you dirty old flannel-sniffer" screamed Sally.

by lanny-b September 20, 2023

nickel-sniffer

a seventh-grader characterized as annoying or bratty, often sweaty, and with a high-pitched voice

Look at that nickel-sniffer sevie.

by Cythonium October 13, 2023

Front Sniffer

when the tip of someone’s nose goes so high up that u can see into someone’s nostrils and u can see someone’s nostrils fully from straight on

wow she’s got a front sniffer

by gjust123 November 7, 2023

coochie sniff

a person who asks stupid questions/ does stupid shit

“is your prius turboed? … god you’re such a coochie sniff”

by toddlerfondler2 December 20, 2023

Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023