nigerian flake shake

This is when Two black people (Any gender) Cum in the others hole at night.

Person 1: Yo wanna make a nigerian flake shake?
Person 2: I dont want to get pregnant nibba!

by HiNick May 22, 2018

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Shaking the tape

When someone is so drunk they can hardly stand up straight

Alex was shaking the tape last night!

by Djammqueen February 14, 2021

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a sick piece of shit on your chod which is crusted. A chod is the red line than connects your nuts and your shitter. To make the shake, you have to put bananas and crusted chod in a blender and stir it up. anthony has a uni.

choderia shakes are awesome

by emilyhenderson February 27, 2008

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wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013

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crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

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