Alasken Scone

When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.

Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!

by Sconer October 19, 2008

Vagina Sponge

A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.

Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.

Person 2: You are a total Vagina Sponge.

by Britteyface July 17, 2009

Wall Sconced

Randomly being knocked in the head by a wall sconce while having sex.

-OMG... How did you get that wicked huge bump on your head?
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!

by Peep & Haha March 11, 2010

Potato Scone

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)

marc bailey is a potato scone

by barbra streisand oo oo December 4, 2010

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

academic sponge

Someone who soaks up information but never really understands it. Information is squeezed out at the end of term.

Most students these days are academic sponge's.

by Chase Stanley August 16, 2014

leaky sponge

When a tampon leaks blood

The tampon was like a leaky sponge

by Hueybooty May 3, 2015