St James the Great 

SJTG is a primary school full of chavy kids and wanna be jocks the have a uniform and only about 3 mufti days a year. The girls are all bitchs and bully everyone. The children of St James think that they are better than everyone else but really aren't

Look there are some St James the Great kids

St James the Great by Slytherin_Bitch September 6, 2019

St Georges

A shit hole which druggys and spastics go too get a education that they probably wont even get

Girl- yo mush wys im getting sent too st georges init
Boy- yeh b thats well attractive finally a chick with no morols

St Georges by APersonWithABangingArse September 12, 2019

St mark the evangelist 

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”

St mark the evangelist by 1234488382828283 September 14, 2019

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

st patrick’s school by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019

St. Petersburg Pint 

A chilled pint glass, filled halfway with ice and filled to the pint mark with vodka

I just enjoyed a great St. Petersburg Pint

St. Petersburg Pint by Mr T Roll November 15, 2019

St. Bernard Choir Class 

Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.

Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!

St. Bernard Choir Class by #definitionsofpeople! December 4, 2019

St josephs college 

A school located in crown point, full of neeks, ugly fuckboys and dead ballers. They act like they run point and are on smoke but in reality they’re all nerds.

Jessica: have you heard of St josephs college?

Amira: yh my girl got played by some boy from there. Idek how he had the confidence to do that when he’s clapped 🤮

St josephs college by FuckStJosephs January 10, 2020