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Robert

“Bro ROBERT you are so cool
I am autism
by Iluvvagina January 8, 2022
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Robert O'Neill

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.
I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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Robert

A cute, skinny, tall boy who often finds himself in the friend zone with the ladies but has many friends and he is very funny and easy to be around... and of course he loves dogs!! If you ever find a friend like him you should never let him go!
Omg Robert is my favorite!!
We talk about all of our problems
by Coochielover6969 August 7, 2019
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Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.
Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.
by Dani23101 June 2, 2018
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Robert

Anyone who is rude to a Robert, gets dominated by Robert. Robert is kind but gets mad when he needs to be. Robert is a fierce and strong guy and is really good at arm wrestling, he also farts a lot. Robert also loves food, he also blames everybody but himself in a lot of situations. Robert is also an annoying man.
Robert is annoying and mad.
by Joneslilly1309 November 2, 2019
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Robert

A lil punk bitch from oildale thats a downey and is afraid of ricklamb he wont admit it but hes afraid for his worthless life he snaked chloe from him hes a king cobra for sure born and raised a bitch coward lame pussy mother fucker nigger lop cunt std infested looks like a fucken mouse and doesnt wanna hurt anyone bitch ass nigga his time is running out he just dont know it hes also one of reggies side bitches well aka sancho but gay theres a video of him giving reggie a slurpee like a gay bitch he did a shot and fagged the fuck off with him so dont do shots around robert speckman cause he will suck ur cawk tootles
Stop being a fucken robert
by Ricklamb69 August 4, 2022
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Roberted

To have a big nose, be a cheater, be ugly, be mean, to have multiple guns, and to be scary.
He is so roberted, he has a really big gun!
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