REDS disease

noun; stands for Random Erections During School.

Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.

About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."

by Kevin and Andrew April 8, 2010

red leader

tord but more evil and communist and apparently sexy

“hey you know red leader”

“🤌🤌🙋 ♀️👡🌝💥💥💥”

by broiledeggs May 25, 2021

Red Collar

The new "blue collar". American "blue collar" workers are known for their conservative and traditional ideals, which align with the Republican, Libertarian, etc. parties which are more conservative and represented by the color Red in American politics. Thus they are now aptly called "Red Collar".

Jimmy down at the factory and Andrew on the farm are just a couple of red collar workers doing their part to provide for their family and community.

by Randy J. May 27, 2023

The red worm

Invention of this move is credited to Ty Tandcredi. First You begin by Pulling down your pants and spreading your butt cheeks as wide as possible. This will stretch your anus open and give a appearance of a red worm poking out to say hello. You then post up in a hidden area and wait for your unexpected friends to walk up and get a glance of the worm breaching the soil.

Ty surprised Matt Perry with the red worm last year and Matt had never been the same since

by cruntman August 28, 2021

Fucking Red

The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick. Not to be utilized when your boys are sliding over to chill.

“Bro I went to her crib and she had the lights on Fucking Red, shi was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.

by brodoman September 29, 2022

red crush

noun; a crush you have on someone you hate but love at the same time.

Samuel: that girl keeps on being a b*tch to me... But i still love her.
phil: man, you've got a red crush.

by lil snoopy January 21, 2010

Red Warpaint

The use of blood and fecal matter as face paint after a rough anal sex session.

After I wrecked Christie’s asshole, I put my finger in her but and used the mess as Red Warpaint on her face

by WittyJ April 28, 2021