When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.
O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G
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Get the pre-pump pump mug.A pre-bark is the low volume “oof” that a dog generates before committing to a full bark. The pre-bark involves forcing air past the floppy dog cheek in quick intervals .
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.
Also known as a “cheek bark”
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.
Also known as a “cheek bark”
“Why is your dog staring out the window and making an ‘oof’ sound?”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”
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"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
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