soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 6, 2011

Troll patch

The little patch of hair on ones big toe

A girl often has hairless legs and feet, except for her troll patch

by Johny2424 December 4, 2011

Sasquatch Patch

A hairy vagina.

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012

carrot patch with pumpkin soup

a ranga with orange pubes called carrot patch

carrot patch with pumpkin soup shaving red pubes

by Random Rdoxx October 28, 2013

Sour Patch Kids.

Drugs.

"You never once paid for sour patch kids."

by SourPatchKid November 14, 2013

Yeti Patch

A large growth of hair located on a woman's lower back. Most notably found on foreign women. Often unintentionally flaunted when ill-fitting clothing is worn.

As she bent over to pick her bag off the floor her shirt rose up revealing her Yeti Patch.

by Fivestar September 23, 2014

pea patch

Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.

I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.

by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015