Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz

Any weed but mine is pump fake

by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019

Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Yabbie Pump

The art of self gratification using a bait pump to achieve arousal

Bra you ever knobed yaself off with a yabbie pump?

by Big Geck July 15, 2023

pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin

wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich

by cole maj March 21, 2024

Pump and Dump

When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.

Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.

by DogeRager January 30, 2021

pump scare

when one is perusing omegle and happens upon a plethora of penile appendages

damn gina! i got the biggest pump scare of my life on omegle last night!

by gingerbreadwoman42069 March 8, 2019

pump

(1) that one kid that dresses like a pumpkin in spooky month from sr pelo's youtube channel
(2) to throw milk at someone... if you know what i mean
(3) to pump air into something

(1) IT A SPOOKY MONTH!- pump 2018
(2) bruh im not going to explain this to you
(3) im going to pump air into your tire, but it will cost 99999999999999$

by someone else thats not u April 1, 2021