post-sex forkstream

when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.

Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.

by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011

Post-Apocalyptic Currency

A Handjob.

Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.

by hellobrian October 30, 2008

post-historic times

the era following the post-modern era. As new media provides instant documentation of events both large and small, and all recordings of earlier historic records are contained online, this era will be one in which our understanding of time and global events will be within the context of momentary and fleeting bits of information.

Study of history will be a fluid and all-encompassing creative work.

the New York Times? man, that's such a post-historic times entity...

by ms.MarthaG June 27, 2011

Post traumatic stress

The feeling of unease and irreversibility following a post on facebook, waiting for someone to respond to it. Post traumatic stress is usually caused by the uncertainty of how the post will be received, if at all. The condition usually goes away after a couple of comments or likes.

- Dude, why are you checking your facebook all the time?
- I posted something a couple of hours ago and no-one has commented on it. No-one!
- You’re having a case of post traumatic stress.
- I know. Posting shit on facebook is bad for you.
- Come on, let’s build a computer out of wood instead of waiting for someone to like your post.

by Esben el Magnifico April 12, 2014

post modern english

the language derrived from english that inhabits aol and msn and such.

i gtg, latta. lmao, rofl, ttyl, ;), lol, and other such crap

by the November 14, 2004

ex post facto

a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.

Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!

by Maynard Mann ('M' Dawg) June 21, 2006

post-sexual fugue

The act of fleeing the scene of a negative sexual encounter. Marked by a strong aversion to having contact or communication with the other sexual party. In extreme cases even being in the same vicinity is too much to bear. Often occuring after cum horror. Often leads to shame shower.

Yeah, we had sex. But I had an episode of post-sexual fugue. I snuck out, got in my car, and drove-off like a mad man with a sigh of relief.

by Felix Mariano Baia November 5, 2008