Alien Brained

To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!

'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I've been Alien Brained!!!' After receiving the Martian like picture through your door.

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

brain tickles

When you're on your motorbike, going through heavy terrain, and the sensations of everything around you combine to tickle your brain. It doesn't hurt, but you feel your brain suspended, moving, and maybe even slightly bouncing around your skull, resulting in a brain tickle.

Jack revved his engine and as he slashed and dashed through the dirt bumps and turns he was welcomed with an all too familiar feeling of brain tickles underneath his helmet.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

Brain Attack

Where you've heard or seen the stupidest thing as of yet, causing you to enter a trance-like coma for a few seconds, stunned that you just heard or saw that. You get them less frequently as you grow older, because every time you've had a brain attack, you need to see or hear something stupider than that to get another one. These are usually said while not under the influence of anything, because under those circumstances where below is said while high, it does not have the same effect. the below is said while perfectly functional, inducing brain attacks.

Guy #1: You know... wars sucks, cuz like, if people minded their own business and like didn't start wars, we wouldn't have wars and everything would be chill yanno?
Guy #2: OMFG you are soo right! you should be like, president of the world or something
Guy #3: If we had a president of the world there would be no wars!!!
Guy #4: I.. I have... argh -.-.....
Guy #2: Are you alright?
Guy #4:...
Guy #5: You shitbricks gave him a brain attack.

by Dr. Roflpotomas March 29, 2010

twinkie-brain

Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.

That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.

by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007

Shit Brains

What I am, and what I use when thinking.

I am "Shit for Brains", how do you do?

by AntiGop April 12, 2005

Mush Brain

A medical condition affecting the brain after listen to Fox News for three(3) consecutive hours.

He developed MUSH BRAIN after listening to Hannity, O'reilly and Great Van S in consecutive order.

He was fine doctor until he watched Fox for three hours when his brain turned to mush.

by Prince of Wheels July 25, 2009

Troll brain

"Troll brain" refers to what happens when your testicles are side-by-side and are pressed firmly against the clothing covering your testicles; which will leave you with a "troll brain."

When the coach leaned back in his chair, wearing sweat pants, he opened his legs to reveal his troll brain.

by Karl_Hungus July 1, 2005