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Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?
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gillespie simp

Someone who is madly in love with charlie gillespie. He is perfect and can always bring a smile to your face. HE IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN EVER
How have you seen that gillespie simp today?
by ggeats January 1, 2021
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Whore Simp

a guy or girl who talks to a lot of people romantically, but cares about them all individually
“yeah, i think katie really cares about me
“she cares about me too, what a whore simp”
by harrystylesismydaddy April 16, 2021
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Slade Simp

Stupid retard who is gay and everybody pretends to like him but nobody really does.
Slade Simp is a retarded man hoe that has a penis smaller than santas 123rd elf.
by imakefunofmyfriends December 10, 2021
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PETA simp

A P.E.T.A. simp is someone who is silly enough to fall for a vegetarian/vegan. Save the animals!
Hey! Look! There’s a PETA simp spying on someone!!!
by IHATEPETA March 19, 2022
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Hyper-simp

This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.
Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.
by Kingsheriffdaddy August 7, 2021
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Eren Simp

A person who simps for eren yeager from attack on titan. An influx of eren simps happened at the start of season 5
Willy is such an eren simp!
by Jackinator84 September 4, 2022
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