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Matt

matt is a fat neek that all that has to be said.
by lottielovescock69 October 9, 2020
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Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
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Matt white

A fat wannabe gangster who jacks crip typically from NY upstate area
That’s such a Matt white
by Ogbobby2005 February 12, 2022
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Matt

Noun (Maaatt) Name
Someone who is beyond smug, extremely arrogant, walks with nose in the air. Better than everyone else. Commonly works in a service department
Quit being a Matt, your no better than us!
by KTG1988 June 16, 2022
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Matt-oan

🧢
Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.
by Whatugondo October 17, 2020
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Matt kohrs

When you trade based off buying “rips” or FOMO rather then buying when a stock is trading at its lows while averaging down.
Hey so $APE was trading at $0.60 so I ignored it but when It ripped I Matt Kohrs’d.
by Stonkybat May 10, 2023
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