ur mom

fat

ur ur mom

by KAMEORNEV September 5, 2021

mom door

The state of a door being almost-but-not-quite-closed. Usually this is done to your bedroom door by your mother when she leaves, hence the term "mom door".

Mother: Goodnight son!
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me

by retrofutureman November 14, 2018

YUR mom

A whore

YUR mom is a whore

by YUR mom.com69 February 5, 2022

Your mom

Fat

"your mom fat"
"no bully"

by grandma lily March 23, 2020

petes' mom

Used as a substitute for Your Mom jokes. May be used by family members or close friends, when "Your Mom" would otherwise be inappropriate.

You have a little Dick! That's not what Petes' Mom said last night .

by TheRealBoterf9 October 31, 2017

tristan's mom

milf-christian&tim

that lady over there is a milf
I know, thats Tristan's Mom

by christianissussypoopoo July 28, 2021

Kiki's Mom

Kiki's Mom is the best parent ever. She applauds you for swearing,and doesn't care if your gay. She'll keep your secrets and hangs out with you at your party's. She pays for you even tho your not her kid (unless your kiki). Kiki's mom is better than your mom.

"Dude kiki's mom is so cool!"

by Kat dezmon February 23, 2019