My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

Schlatt Machine

A Schlatt Machine is basically a slot machine in Minecraft and you use Schlatt Coins as currency to use it, only in Minecraft.

Damn, can I use that schlatt machine you have their I have schlatt nigger coins.

by Gianbarlo's fuck buddy June 12, 2019

food machine broke

As show in many dank memes

Mostly features big black men in a car

Food machine broke
Understandable, have a good day

by Kfantu1313 July 02, 2017

dice machine

a GCSE electronics project where a double dice is made

"What u gonna score on the dice machine?"

by Mother Licker October 16, 2007

The Machine

A skinny ass white boy with a yee yee ass hair cut

Guy: yo is that the Machine?

by JuiceTheKidd April 22, 2020

Lightning Machine

Some small streamer whos decently good at tetris, and minecraft bed wars, quite friendly too

Have you seen Lightning Machine around? I think he's taking a break

by Forgotten_Dog May 03, 2021