Story Juice 

Favorite adult beverage of choice that gets you really drunk and makes the wild story a bit more loco. This can be beer, wine, or usually straight alcohol. Typically good “story juice” is Tequila, Vodka, Everclear or something 70proof+. Originated in San Diego after a few to many Mexico trips.

Last night the story juice got the best of me and I took the grenade home. OR Eric had a bit to much of the story juice and threw up all over himself, now he is the story.

Story Juice by SD Kurtis December 11, 2008

The juice is worth the squeeze

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences. The Girl Next Door.

JohnnyStrokeAlot: Dance with her!
AdamHardAsARock: I don't know about that. Her boyfriend is tough looking.
JohnnyStrokeAlot: Man, I'd do it if I had the chance.
AdamHardAsARock: Yeah, you're right. The juice is worth the squeeze.

The juice is worth the squeeze by Lightboxes March 1, 2008

strength juice 

strength juice is basically any type of juice or drink that gives you energy...just like when you drink beer and you get beer muscles to start a bar fight...

like orange juice, red bull, coffee, 5 hour energy drink, snapple, protein shakes,

1: I just had my coffee and snapple

2: Oh, so you just had some strength juice.

1: Yup...

strength juice by blthrskt April 25, 2009

Ass juice 

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

Ass juice by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

unicorn juice 

A mystical jumbo load full of hot sticky dick gravy. (The only human load that has ever been described as unicorn juice worthy is the mass quantity OF YOGURT SLING that adult film star Peter North generates.)

If Jennifer Anniston sucked my meat she would get a cream geyser down her throat that would compare to the coveted and evasive "Unicorn Juice".

unicorn juice by JUICED UNICORN February 23, 2015

Spilling the Juice

To have one's period

Spilling the juice:

You can tell that girl's spilling her juice. She's being such a bitch.

Damn! That dog just spilled its juice all over the carpet.

Spilling the Juice by periodfuntimes May 9, 2011

Spilling the juice

To have your period

My girlfriend's such a dick when she's spilling the juice

Wtf is on your shirt? It looks like your mom just finished spillng the juice all over you.

Spilling the juice by Hillbillypussy June 4, 2011