John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

by Caspin April 26, 2016

John Calvin

John Calvin was a French writer, theologian and reformer in Geneva during the Protestant Reformation.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564

Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche

John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"

Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.

All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.

The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.

I heard John Calvin wrote a book called Institutes of the Christian Religion.

by NotCalvinLin September 6, 2019

john pinette

A comedian that tells jokes mostly about his weight and his life on the road.

I laugh so hard when John Pinette says "Get outta line."

by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 20, 2018

Mr. John

The most romantic man in any conceivable universe. The kind of guy you can’t get enough of, because he’s so hilarious, and generous, and reassuring, and makes you feel great about yourself. He has a way of turning every situation into something positive. If you can win this man’s heart, you are incredibly lucky.

I love you, Mr. John.

by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020

John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li

That dude over there is a John Jones

by yako-li March 25, 2021

John Hargrove

A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.

Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."

by billdcon September 12, 2019

Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

by xWitt October 20, 2017