Jesse

I am Jesse and I am a piece of shit.

Jesse: I fucking hate myself
Friends: me too

by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022

Jesse

Talks too much still hiding is the closet needs a few history lessons loves fitting so much that he does stupid shit and follows dumsdums oh be careful he's to stupid to know when he says racist bigomyist comments

A: "Jesse can talk to hours"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"

by Amkrasibaicth July 22, 2022

Jesse

The name of a famous cartoonist

Jesse is cool

by jfkdsla;fjdksla; August 31, 2022

jess

she is a beautiful sunflower that chases away the darkness. her smile lights up the entire room as she enters. she is the one woman that smites me with overwhelming desire... her scent is intoxicating, and can drive the average man wild!!!

if i could have but one woman for an entire lifetime, please god let it be jess !!5

by Kraven Moreheaad September 3, 2022

jess

jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.

jess u bitch

by apersonmatee September 5, 2022

Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️

Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*

by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022

Jesse :3

he is sooo handsome and so smart and has such long luscious hairrr :3

Yo u lookin mad Jesse :3 today bro!

by Beanman124 October 4, 2022