Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.
by NICKPRO February 07, 2022
When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.
by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023
a dirty jacob is when a guy fucks and cums in a girl's pussy, then forces her to suck him off and clean him up.
Guy1: "bro i gave ashleigh a dirty jacob yesterday"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
Guy2: "no way man! did she like it?"
Guy1: "hell yeah she took it like a slut!"
by shadyladyfucker123 February 14, 2023
When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!
Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?
Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?
Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
by Whomstst October 08, 2022
a series of events done by somebody, usually named Jacob. They could include being irate and upset. See royalballpython01 for more information.
by SciencePi May 06, 2020
1. the combining of two idioms, which has the effect of confusing the audience, rather than clarifying the intention.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
2. the incorrect application of a single idiom, which leaves the audience mystified.
Examples of a Jacobism are:
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
1. We'll "pull it out of the ball park". "Do you mean, 'Pull if out of the bag' or 'Hit it out of the ball-park'?"
2. We're "barking up the wrong track". "So are we 'on the wrong track' and 'barking up the wrong tree'?"
3. We'll need "a three eyes check". "You mean a four eyes check?"
4. We need to "get our ducks on a plane". "So we need to get our ducks in a row? Why do they need to be on a plane?"
by AnInsight February 10, 2023
tall. oklahomian. he's pretty cool and can be shy. he is in an experience tal stage whether he know sit or not. he is studying the female and flirting with the dark side. Jacob thionnet is also a balllller since he's 6'3". he loves three in life. those three things are his Oklahoma sweatshirt, dr. pepper, and basketball. Jacob thionnet is cool to talk to and can be sassy. but he doesn't know it haha! Jacob thionnet is $waggy.
woah! did you see the okla... oklahom... no.... wait it's not Oklahoma... it's ..... Jacob thionnet!!! ball out!!!
by Super swagalicious April 17, 2016