Jacob

Jacob is a handsome asian boy that is very good at everything he does. Jacob is both intelligent and athletic giving you the best of both worlds.

"Is that Jacob" Girl 1
"Oh my god I love Jacob" Girl 2
"Jacob's intelligence and athleticism allures me towards him" Girl 1
"I can't resist Jacob's body"

by I love big men October 23, 2023

Jacob

A whole BIOTCH that says he’s gonna wake up to go workout but really he needs his beauty sleep so he ditches the workout after you’ve already woken up at 7am to wake him up.

Girl: Heyy good morning you ready to put the work in🤪

JACOB: No deadass I’m not getting out of this bed. I need to sleep so I can workout later and be wired for homework.

by Jacobisabitch April 30, 2020

Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man

Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games

by Absolute legand November 22, 2021

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

Jacob

A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock

Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN

by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021

Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023