by >;'( February 13, 2024

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

by SMB4 December 26, 2015

Billy: Why are you drenched in sweat? Jimmy: I have been over at Megan's, we have been furious jumping for the last 3 hours.
by rnnrdad March 30, 2024

by Tom scan April 6, 2016

The more colloquial term for time travel used by time travellers.
Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.
Not to be confused with 'time skip', a plot device in fictional stories.
Refer to 'time jumpers' or simply 'jumpers' for the similar colloquial term for time travellers.
"Only way we can fix classified is if we time jump."
"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."
"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."
"We're never jumping at -25 sqwimbles again, I don't know why I listen to your ideas."
"Gear up, we're jumping in 5 minutes."
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024

by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
