A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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It was a few weeks after our brake up that she/he moved in with her/his new lover. The Bed Gypsy lied for two years saying “I Love You.” Then on to the next bed.
by Liljoe6981 June 23, 2022
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Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
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(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
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To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake
Oh you mean spongebob - John
-Jake
Oh you mean spongebob - John
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