boys are humans too

Something to say to hypocritical girls, who think every thing a boy does is wrong, even when they do it themselves or to girls who cry when someone doesn’t like them back, but acts cold-hearted to people who do like her.
Stephane keeps indirect tweeting about Jimmy not liking her back, but she also doesn’t care about Bob’s feelings towards her. Damn, Boys are humans too
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Human Fire Hydrant

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.
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cutest human ever

a person whose name starts with l, ends with a and there are a, u and r in the middle
oh look at that beauty! ah ofc it’s laura, the cutest human ever
by lokididnotdie October 20, 2018
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fertilized human egg

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
by spiker369 March 05, 2009
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Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.

See also: Real Up Human
John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
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Human ice popsicle

Licking the body of someone with a long object in their ass, usually in cold temperatures. The person being licked is often physically restrained with bondages.
i cant find a way to put this is a sentence so have “human ice popsicle” in quotation marks
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human rolly polly

When 3 guys have sex on skatbords and they roll with every hump.
Look there's those human rolly Polly's fucking again
by Ragugang March 06, 2019
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