tax havenist

Someone who lives in a tax haven to avoid taxes in other countries. Someone who lives their life according to their hone country (U.S.) and international tax law to circumvent high income and investment capital gains taxation. Generally speaking these are almost exclusively millionaires super millionaires and billionaires.

Examples

Richard Branson

John Paulson

Peter Schiff

Nomad Capitalist

That guy is a tax havenist living in Bermuda.

by el Gringo Rico August 12, 2023

Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

Flare Haven

A passionate term for the vagina, emphasizing its fiery and intense nature during intimate moments.

"When the mood is right, her Flare Haven becomes an inferno of passion no one can handle."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

New Haven

Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.

New Haven is 100x better than Cambridge!

by Peter “Big Pete” Salovey June 26, 2024

I haven't forgotten

But as you can clearly see, they are (in an abstract sense) trying to keep me chained to this fucking gas station.

Hym Iam "I haven't forgotten and you are doing great. Advance progress by 5% and get somebody down here."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2026

I haven't done this to anyone

I haven't weaponized schizophrenia. I see it looks like some of the celebrities I named and some of ones I didn't can be seen yell at people and pointing in their face "Don't talk to me like that again" and Denzel Washington yelling and pointing at a guy to stop touching him and then the guy touches him again.

Hym "I haven't done this to anyone. I didn't weaponize schizophrenia. I don't know why they were doing it to me. But you CAN IN FACT do it for other reasons. None of them are good reasons and the people doing it are clearly worse than the people doing it."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Weed heaves

also known as CHS or Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome, it’s when you take in way too much THC and start throwing up for hours on end, regardless of stomach contents or lack thereof.

I was up all night with the weed heaves a few hours after hitting some vape or drinking half a can of THC soda; idek which one it was this time.

by zealasquigs July 1, 2025