Abusive girlfriend

The fact you read this means she's abusive and your retarded enough to get advice from a dictionary quit beating your dick against your chest crying because your not man enough to bend back over and before you judge me just remember you clicked on me for advice you no selfesteem pussy fart

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by True black guy August 1, 2025

girlfriend

Someone who wants to go to the cinema every sooo often, often dragging their partner along for movie nights, popcorn, and shared commentary.

My girlfriend insists we go to the cinema every weekend, even if it's just to watch the same rom-com for the hundredth time!

by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025

Girlfriend-In-Law

When your sibling screws you over bad and can't treat them right, Switch sides.

My girlfriend-in-law came up from Georgia to spend the week with me.

by Ripley2025 August 15, 2025

Soft girlfriend remarks

When a girl makes remarks that a girlfriend should make,

Oh your using soft girlfriend remarks

by Slow_gls August 29, 2025

Best Girlfriend

Caroline

Caroline is the best girlfriend

by LazyDaizy August 31, 2025

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025

Lawyer Girlfriend.

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.

Damn, if there's one thing I'm sure about, it's that he's definitely got a lawyer girlfriend.

by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025