Jessie's Girl

Derived from the song by Rick Springfield. The term 'Jessie's girl' does not refer to any individual, but it is a girl, who is going out with a friend of yours, that you want for yourself. In this case 'Jessie' is replaced with the name of the boyfriend

You got a friend, lets say he is called Tom, who is going out with a girl, lets call her Melissa, and you wish you had her for yourself. You'd say "I wish I had Jessie's girl"

by The Nightmare Child February 21, 2010

gossip girl

In New York City like most other cities, there is the west and the east and the south and the north. Blair Waldorf, Serena van der Woodsen, Nate Archibald, all live the luxury life in the Upper East as Jenny and Dan Humphrey live the not-so-fun middle class life in the Upper West.

A certain "Gossip Girl" character tells the story of those characters. Blair the sensitive drama queen, Serena the slut but also of a heart of gold, Nate the stoner-boy who's so much more, Dan the Shakespeare and Romeo at the same time, and Jenny the ninth grader with the big boobs who would trade it all for an East sider's life.

This book is great, and the only people who will hate is are those who are jealous of the rich kids. Otherwise, you will be ADDICTED to it!!! Even one of my friends who is completely anti-book reads it!!!!

Girl 1: Hey, do you like the Gossip Girl books? I LOVE them!!!
Girl 2: No, they're all...rich and stuff. Bunch of brats!
Girl 1: Ha, yeah right. You're just being a jealous bitch about it!
Girl 2(guiltily): Fuck off!

by pinkpanthas December 28, 2005

girl penis

a penis that a girl grows every month but is cut off to prevent it becoming sore

‘hey bro did you know girls grew girl penises?!’
‘nah! i wonder if they’re bigger than ours!’

by yeahthatcoolcat June 2, 2020

com girl

A term fat middle aged retarded men on roblox call any female on roblox that wont have esex with them. Originally meaning ethot/eslut. (Term most commonly found in Dollhouse Roleplay)

Morbidly Obese Male Roblox Player: Wsg qt. Wanna virtually pork?
Woman: no
Morbidly Obese Male Roblox Player: COM GIRL EZ HAHAH COM GIRL GO BACK TO CLUB IRIS

by DrCumFart January 3, 2023

miami girl

Miami girl, your average floridian woman who reigns superior to others. typically super high maintenance and always in her bag.

She's so high maintenance.

I know right, such a Miami girl.

by Th3Re4lKay April 14, 2021

owen girl

A wonderful, and beautiful girl. even though she has a boys name she is very girly and nice. she isn't rich, but she dresses to impress and has the best style. not skinny, but has a very nice body that guys secretly love.

DANG Owen girl is thickkkkkkkkk
gotta love owens girls body
do you see that girl, wow such an Owen girl!!!!

by annoynamos12345678910 February 10, 2017

Wasilla Girl

A Wasilla girl is interested in married or otherwise taken men-usually much older men. Their goal is to get a man to leave everything for her and fall in love, then he will be ghosted. These are not hit or miss attributes, but all inclusive; meaning a Wasilla girl will do all of these, not just some. You will know them by the warnings from others that say things like "I can't really explain, but I've seen her over and over to different people so keep your distance". They are great at acting, and will always convince their victims that they are the absolute exception. They joke about things such as collecting jars of men's tears. They eventually turn into bloated and horrendously bitter women at Walmart who ride the electric scooter, altho they can walk, and run over people's toes then tell at them for being in the way.

Stay away from Becky. She's a Wasilla Girl!

by Concrete Coyotes November 7, 2019