eye sweets

A synonym of the phrase 'eye-candy' only less american.

'i love eye sweets'
'look at them eye sweets'
'golly i wish i culd have me some of those eye sweets'
'this place is ram packed with eye sweets'

by thisismymsnaddie August 3, 2009

the dreaming eye

A rather curious artifact acquired by reclusive artist Aego Yan, aka Alice Egoyan, aka Priestess of the Major Factor Presence ruling Ursae Majoris sect. 47. When in its dreaming/dormant state, there is peace and balance in the world. But when it opens, all matters of chaos spiral outwards, transforming everything in the trajectory of its stellar light.
Visit thedreamingeye.com for visions of future planetary warfare and virtual brain wave dissection.

'When the dreaming eye opens, new worlds are born. When the dreaming eye closes, worlds are destroyed...'

by The Cyclopean May 5, 2004

Frat Eye

Pink eye (Conjunctivitis) that has been contracted while partying/living in a frat house.

Bro #1: Bruh... Are you stoned right now?

Bro #2: Nah Bruh.. I just have the frat eye.

by AmericasHardworkingMiddleClass September 8, 2016

Eye Corset

slang for a woman who's had too many facelifts and her eyes are pulled back like an Egyptian cat. When viewed from the front, it appears there is a corset behind her head that has been made too snug.

This came about while watching Susan Lucci's most recent infomercial on face cream. I said, it looks like she has an Eye Corset! Her eyes were so taut they couldn't even close- like an Egyptian Hieroglyph!

Usage: Check out that "Eye Corset!".

by outlawmonk April 15, 2011

mortgage eyes

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.

Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...

by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021

midged eye

When your eyes are smaller than usual. Can sometimes be caused to one eye. The shrinkage or deformity of one or more eyes or eyelid. Often caused by allergies, poking of the eye, rubbing of the eye, sleepiness, or birth defects. Can be cured by placing damped hot towel on infected area.

Dez allergiez have my eyes lookin all midged.

I barely got any sleep last night, now I have midged eyes.

by Rubeetuesday March 7, 2017

eye choked

1. When your eyes seize up from emotion but you don't start crying.

2. When enjoying a sport in the water or snow, your eyes seize up from contact with physical elements.

That movie was dope, But when the dog died i got a little eye choked.

Hella pow day, it's dumping out here! Too bad my goggles snapped and I'm getting all eye choked.

by FIOHtj December 23, 2009