Ear

we All know you know what an ear is. Your just searching up random definitions that random people wrote about the word “ear”

You: * goes to the search bar and types ear*
Dictionary: an ear is something you hear with

You: * embarrassed *

by YEeT ThE MeAt March 15, 2019

Ear Banging

To be listening to other people's conversations with out being included in their conversations.

Laura sure was ear banging when I was talking to Valerie about what had happened last weekend.

by NorthMpls July 22, 2022

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual

Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 13, 2021

Ear fetish

When one loves a good blow in the ear

When one loves a good hollow in the ear

“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

Earring Pansexual

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023

Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.

(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!

by N8bit July 22, 2010