Douche Manure

Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.

Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.

Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.

Douche Manure by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009

douche-brah 

a combination of both Douche and Brah (as in bro). Especially useful for friends who you would normal refer to as "brah" but they are being a complete douchebag.

(mate does something stupid)
"what'd you do that for douche-brah?"

douche-brah by nancyninja May 11, 2009

Douche Smolt 

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.

That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.

Douche Smolt by The_JDH July 24, 2009

douche bag 

1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)

EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!

EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...

douche bag by HermDawg2010 May 15, 2010

douche satchel 

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

douche satchel by tl77 November 25, 2010

Douche Bag Central 

When you see a guy who looks like a major douche out in public. The "head" of all douches.

*Major douche walks by*

Guy1: Hey, check out douche bag central over there
Guy2: LOL@ dbag

Douche Bag Central by Originalshizzz April 26, 2011

Douche Bag 

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!

Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!

Douche Bag by nataSdoG September 24, 2011