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Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
He is a dirt squirrel.
by kvli December 8, 2020
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dirt hoe

Dirt hoe is useless and completely illogical. It means you are the lowest of the low. Calling someone a dirt hoe is considered below a wooden hoe which is also a minecraft term.
“She’s such a dirt hoe”
Yeah, the dirtiest of them all”
by princessqueenslayer December 8, 2020
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Past the dirt

Loving someone even after death. Loving them beyond the grave.
by Mrs. Mo$t December 16, 2020
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Dirt Muncher

You’re such a city slicker, you’re such a dirt muncher!
by $hiu(87 November 7, 2021
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dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021
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Weird as dirt

Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal
Jess’s family is weird as dirt
by Dave diggs September 26, 2021
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Dirt runner

by Hookar July 20, 2021
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