david dividing

When somebody over exaggerates a story

He’s proper David dividing there

by BH10GANG October 30, 2018

David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.

-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded

by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021

David effect

When you’re really good at video games, but suddenly start doing bad.

Holy fuck ll phantom llvx has the David effect

by Xekzie August 21, 2019

David Quaresma

one of the sexiest beasts you will ever know. attracts all the women. has a huge cock and a unique personality

person 1: yo who’s that sexy beast with all those women around him.
person 2: that’s David Quaresma he gets al the hoes

by sucky wucky mommy down syndrom January 22, 2021

The David Lindberg

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.

Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.

by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011

JOSIAH DAVID

Josiah David is a really cool guy who loves to draw and read, he enjoys spending his weekend talking with his friends and eating McDonald's, he cares for his friends and is very nice, he likes to talk to this dude named James, he also likes to talk to his 3rd fav friend names Kat, overall Josiah David is a really cool guy

James: who's that dude

Kat: THAT'S JOSIAH DAVID

by Caleb Cummins March 18, 2022

david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.

Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.

by PGI November 23, 2013