by montberger March 31, 2014
When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
by Rhiannon Crave March 13, 2012
The "Cunt Pudge" is the area above the vagina, typically on chubby to obese people. This area can look like a continuation of stomach fat, however it is in fact a separate segment.
by AntEater May 23, 2014
by Kifferdustee January 01, 2015
by Fraydknot August 01, 2020
A guy (or girl) who “acts” very nice but is VERY SAD INSIDE saying things like “Can you kill me” for attention with their fake edgy-ness. Usually just a faze that they’ll look back in and cringe. Everyone’s been an edgy cunt in their life at some point. It’s a person trying to pretend to be a depression boi for attention from others
by Helium96 April 14, 2020