Cunt-nado

A person who is being such a big cunt they are like a tornado of cuntiness!

That girl is being such a cunt-nado today!

by Kifferdustee January 01, 2015

cunt muggin

A look of utter disgust caused by internal rage, anger or a rough Menstrual cycle.

Stop cunt muggin me, Karen?

by Fraydknot August 01, 2020

tar cunt

A vagina's state after a week's worth of flow.

My girl's tar cunt was so nasty, it was leaking molasses all over my dick

by Sidnaynmelinduh November 16, 2010

Metro Cunt

An attractive woman who lives in a big city, but is void of any redeeming character traits (I.E. shallow, selfish, uneducated, petty, materialistic, politically and socially ignorant). Due to their physical appearance, they are able to obtain easy moderate paying jobs with little to no responsibilities. This allows them to fund their true passion; shopping, drinking, and looking for rich husband to support them.

"The dating scene in New York City sucks. I'm tired of all these money grubbing metro cunts"

by Dr. Malcolm June 19, 2012

Cunt Scraper

Technical name for Gynaecologist

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

by Andrew Shillington October 20, 2010

Cunt Merangue

The white foamy substance issuing forth from a vagina while being enthusiastically fucked.

After a good hard shag, I ate the cunt merangue.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 15, 2019

cunt litter

Any crumbs, dry skin or tissue trapped in a woman's pubic hair.

On closer inspection, I could not believe the amount of cunt litterthat Mandy had.

by Bigormers August 13, 2015