Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Clap it out

Following a powerful speech or influential statements that are somehow "moving", the applause is heavy and slow at first, then spreading amongst the crowd and increasing in clap rate.

The crowd was shocked by how blunt the speech was . When it was over they proceeded to clap it out.

by Immyownuruk! October 15, 2017

Marcellus Clap

When a person claps once and rubs their palms together after hearing a politically incorrect or dirty joke.

Bro, do the 'Marcellus Clap' he just said something fucked up.

by M. J. Mazz October 12, 2024

National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day

February 13th you must clap your homies cheeks on sight on fonemgrave
Bros over hoez

Its National Clap Your homies Cheeks Day, you better hide them cheeks

by Editzlife85 February 28, 2025

Clapped

You're ugly.

If you had to search up this word, it means you're clapped.

by Cheaterbean October 9, 2022

Peruvian Bell Clap

The action of moving in such an aggressive manor, that ones scrotum slams into ones own penis resulting in a "Clap" noise. This technique is hard to master but easy to impress with.

(sometimes accidental, but still count)

When I jumped out of bed this morning I did a Peruvian Bell Clap, It was sooooo loud.

by GreekFreekW23 July 18, 2025

Thunder Clap

A thunder clap is when your girl goes down on your dick on last time and you nut. They call it the thunder clap for 2 reasons. 1. That's the sound her butt makes, 2. You pass out and see lightning strikes for 5 minutes

Guy 1: I just got thunder clapped
Guy 2: What was it like

Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world

by Glaceon the Great November 2, 2016