Chuck Magnet

Opposite of Chick Magnet, attracts men instead of women. In most instances in a homosexual manner but also can be used by women.

Guy: Bro, your truck is a total chuck magnet. Get a Lambo like me an you might just get a GF.

Girl: Your dress is a total chuck magnet, could at least show a little less skin?

by cheezitmaster69420 May 3, 2025

Fuckle chucks

When something hurts so bad that to say it was painful would be an understatement.

I was grinding the rail on my skateboard, and I fell and crushed my nargs! It hurt like fuckle chucks!

by Sandwich McFritos October 8, 2022

pull a j-chuck

when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls

"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"

A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck

by zongheadluvr December 10, 2009

Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers

Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.

by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022

Chuck mhigfoy

Another way of saying Sped or a mentally challenged person

Im not going to talk to that Chuck mhigfoy, ugh, like i make fun of those people.

by Traitors Avatar December 16, 2018

3 Knuckle Chuck

A hand job or male masturbation with 1, 2, or 3 knuckles of a finger in the anus to stimulate the prostate and cause a sudden intense orgasm.

Dude, I finally got a 3 Knuckle Chuck! I came everywhere!

You're definitely gonna buck when she hits you with a 3 Knuck Chuck!

by Umakhi June 15, 2022

Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.

Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly

by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021