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Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.
Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.
by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018
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Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man
by Hog wild November 9, 2018
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The Chinese Wall

The fine act of you putting 8 pieces of 'Snus' under your upper and lower lip - 4 under your upper lip and 4 under your lower lip - causing you to get brutally stoned.
Oh shit, he just took a The Chinese Wall and he aight'
by JersaySutteren May 23, 2021
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chinese facelift

After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand
Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..:
by Roscoe2320 August 8, 2017
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chinese wedgie

D: Wow I have a wedgie!
M: Not as bad as a chinese wedgie
by Shmakota Big Nuts February 2, 2024
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Chinese Finger cuff

When 2 males, 1 uncircumcised. Put their penis tip to tip and the uncircumcised pushes the foreskin over the penis of the circumcised.
Matt and Daniel found a way to become one by doing the chinese finger cuff as they have never been closer.
by Gupstyle April 26, 2025
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