An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
by UltraChewy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. One of the rare places other than the UK to:
-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.
-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun
-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.
- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.
-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.
-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun
-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.
- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.
-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
by THE BIG BOSS February 1, 2024
Get the Canadamug. A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Bbb23’s left testicle October 27, 2023
Get the Canadamug. A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
by xythadar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The user "Canada" on the website ROBLOX is one of the many rare usernames on the website. He was recently terminated so all of his information on when he joined is unavailable at this moment. His alternate account is "McDonalds" another rare account name. It seems Canada is a well known active user on ROBLOX until up to he was terminated.
by Some dude on Urban Dictionary April 24, 2021
Get the Canada (ROBLOX)mug.